Rednecks don't know that a "taper" is a candle, so if you hear that word in their vocabulary, they are probably using it something like this: "If my wife don't be quiet about me finding a job, I swear I'm gonna taper mouth shut!" If your goal is to be a better communicator with rednecks, this will help you be a better communicator for sure.
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Sure, he loves her now, but give them about a year and he'll be wantin' to taper mouth shut!
Another word you are likely to hear a redneck say (unintentionally, of course) is "speed," and it has nothing to do with moving quickly. Here's an example: "I don't know what we're gonna do with Junior, he speed on the bed every night this week, and that sheet is starting to stink!"
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