Now, how about the word "afar"? There is absolutely, positively, unquestionably only one way a redneck will ever use that word: "You hear them sirens? Must be afar!" As far as a redneck is concerned, there is NO other way that word should be used, so if you say: "I can see you from afar", he thinks you are standing in the middle of a burning house.
Ask a redneck to use the words "extinct, details, domain and serrated" in a sentence and more than likely it will go something like this: "Cindy Lou wanted to use the bathroom at the filling station but extinct so bad she had to go behind the building." "Billy Bob's old dog is part Boxer, so he's gonna cut off details of the new litter.""Leon's got a lot of ex-wives, but everyone knows Dorothy Ann is domain one."
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