Don't think for one second that rednecks are dumb because the following are some of the words we will explore in this blog and there are some pretty long words here that they use every day. Ready or not, here goes:
Asbestos - "Junior thinks his girlfriend might be pregnant, but asbestos he can tell, she could just be fat." Resurrect - "John had to go to Wal-Mart before he could go on his job interview...said his old resurrect his face and he had to buy a new one."
Highlight - "Leon is going to go out on New Year's Eve, get highlight his butt on a barstool and stay there till they run him off." Pressure - "If you don't get off that couch and do something, I'm gonna pressure face into a pillow till you faint."
Boarder - "Peggy went out on a date with some guy she met at the truckstop...said he 'bout boarder to death talkin' 'bout trucks. Shellacs - "Oh, shellacs trucks okay, but it's hard to listen and chew on hot wings at the same time."
Boarder - "Peggy went out on a date with some guy she met at the truckstop...said he 'bout boarder to death talkin' 'bout trucks. Shellacs - "Oh, shellacs trucks okay, but it's hard to listen and chew on hot wings at the same time."
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