Dark, Console, Window - Words to Ponder

Although I have probably given you all the tools you need in order to communicate with a redneck, I'm now addicted and I just can't stop myself, so let's look at the following words that a redneck might want to use, like "dark," ("why wasn't Noah's girlfriend on dark?") "console" ("You shoulda known when that console you that radio it was hot") "window" ("If you can find someone with some fighting cocks, you can window every night!"