Sunday, February 1, 2009

Rednecks Are Very Well-Traveled

Well, at least their vocabulary is:

Seattle - "Junior, always use a condom...Seattle keep you from gettin' one of those STD things."

Arkansas - "When Noah looked around the Arkansas all those animals, he said 'Man, this place is like a zoo.'"

Idaho - "That girl is just a pole dancer, Idaho!"

Russia - "Ma'am, I don't mean to Russia, but I've been standing in line for this six-pack of Schlitz for 10 minutes!"

Egypt - "I thought Billy Bob was a good ole' boy till Egypt me out of a case of beer."

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